Rule #1: Never go on a fake date with your grumpy boss
Rule #2: Never move in with him
Rule #3: Never pretend to be his fake fiancée who’s pregnant with his fake baby to make his widowed mom happy (in my defense, it was a misunderstanding)
Rule #4: Don’t find yourself purring in his bedroom (honestly, as a cat nanny, the risk of me doing this is quite high)
Rule #5: Don’t do *that* with him (I failed this multiple times, so no excuse there)
Rule #6: Definitely don’t let him spank you and call you “bad kitten” (What? It’s hot.)
Rule #7: Most of all, do not fall in love. (If you do, your life might just fall apart.)
If only my brain understood the rules. Maybe my heart would too.